Monday, June 05, 2006

Public Service Announcement

In college, my house had a saying. "Be your own beast."

Translation: to each, his own. Everybody has got to do what feels right and natural for them. Up to a point.

This is a thigh abductor machine. Take a good long look at the muscle it targets and the gender benefiting from it's sleek ergonomic design.

Save me the stick how the abductors are a notoriously hard group to isolate. If you are male that values dignity at all, just keep walking.

This is the weightlifting equivalent of pilates or jazzercize.

Just say no. You look ridiculous.


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