Monday, October 16, 2006

Laces Out

Anyone else ever notice this...

Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend?
Melissa Robinson: No, this is my date. He's a lawyer.
Ronald Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer?"
Melissa Robinson: No, this is, Tom Ace.
Ace Ventura: Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?
Ronald Camp: [nervously] Very well, thank you.


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