Monday, April 14, 2008

I Award You No Points. And May God Have Mercy On Your Soul.

To appreciate the humor in this e-mail, assume that (1) I have not done a single page of class reading all semester, (2) I have a Harry Potter IQ of 0, and (3) there are about 100 people in this course. Enjoy.
Dear Class:

Attached please find the papers filed with the U.S. District Court in the case of Warner Bros. & Rowling. v. RDR Books (S.D.N.Y.). The case has been fast tracked to combine a hearing on the preliminary injunction motion filed by Rowling and Warner Brothers with a trial on the merits. The trial is scheduled to begin on Monday, April 14, at 9:30 am. in New York City.

We will debate the issues presented herein that same morning during class...

Panelists Lipari, Lopez, and Lubin (F&#*# *@#!!!) will be asked to present arguments for Rowling; Panelists Magaram, Maki, Manohar and Mendozo will argue for RDR Books.



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