Wednesday, April 19, 2006

That's Right, Iceman. He's Dangerous.

Dear Mr. Cruise,

If you don't stop acting like a freaking lunatic, you're going to ruin the Aviator wearing experience for everybody.

Is that really what you want?

Some people thought your epileptic fit on Oprah was career suicide. But, I stuck with you. Some people ridiculed your fanatical devotion to Scientology. But, I was willing to give you leeway before judging something I knew little about.


If you ever give an interview like this again, I am going to forever retire my Top Gun DVD and discard my most cherished eye shielding accessory. I want no part of your placenta eating clambake.



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